Favourite quote

[Kay]

ooooooooooooooh I do like that one :thumb:

[StormyWeather]

here are some of my favorite:

1. Never argue with an idiot.. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
2. It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!!
3. Never fight with an ugly person. They have nothing to loose.
4. If you can not solve it, it is not a problem- it is reality!!
5. Everyone has to be something to somebody to be anybody, anybody that tries to be everything to everybody is nothing to anybody!!!
6. Pain is temporary but glory is forever!!

[t00lb0x]

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull****"
and
"People who call you crazy are jealous the voices only talk to you"
and
"You had me at get-lost"

[Kheldar]

If you drink, you get drunk
If you get drunk, you go to sleep
If you go to sleep, you don't sin,
If you don't sin, you go to heaven,
so lets get pissed and go to heaven

[weta]

If your parents never had any children, the chances are you won't either.

[Steve(MrScruff)]

God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players,* to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with balcnk cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. * i.e., everbody.

[Terry Pratchett]

ta ta :confused:

[weta]

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'." - Chris Rock

[Steve(MrScruff)]

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down. [Terry Pratchett]

ta ta ;)

[E^vol]

They're all dead, they just don't know it yet !
The Crow

[E^vol]

It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm
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[E^vol]

Never assume anything, because you'll just make an ASS out of yoU and ME
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[E^vol]

In case of nuclear disaster, bend over, place your head between your legs, then kiss your ass goodbye
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[E^vol]

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk
seen on a bumper sticker

[amd_man2005]

Jesus Loves You
But thats only because everyone else thinks your an *******!!
-bumper sticker

If you give more than you take, then you'll have more than you'll ever want.
-unknown

[Steve(MrScruff)]

One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

[Terry Pratchett]