Favourite quote

[Wiggo]

If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Johny Carson

[asklepios]

Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.
-- Emerson, "Society and Solitude"

[Kay]

It is the first step that is diffucult

[weta]

"My daughter and I were walking down the street and I said, 'Let's go to the record store,' and she said, 'What's a record?'"

Bill Gates

[9956]

time is a great teacher but it has the unfortunate habit of killing all its pupils:flames:

[amd_man2005]

Happiness is like pissin ya pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

-a friend

[asklepios]

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.
-- Mark Twain

[DraGoN-BoY]

Heres a few of y favourite ones.

"Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness."

"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."

"One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make you gain five pounds."

[johnerz]

man who sticks knob in fire feels grate anon

[Wiggo's-sister]

^^^ LMAO....... I'll pay that one!

[The__tweaker]

Well, my sig..

[Wiggo]

If shared problems lessen the burden
how come we get so upset in a traffic jam.

P.K. Shaw

[Slamo's Sister]

<Center><Small>"every problem has a gift for you in it's hands."<Br>-Richard Bach.<center>merry christmas.<Br>wings: </centeR></small>

[Wiggo's-sister]

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
Woody Allen.

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
Jilly Cooper.

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
Cher.

[dryadsoul]

"Royalty(Kings/Queens) will stoop to offer a hand up to one of their peasants; but, the only time the leader of a democracy stoops is to sling mud at their opponents."
Oscar Wilde circa 1886