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In fact [the Bursar] was incurably insane and hallucinated more or less continually, but by a remarkable stroke of lateral thinking his fellow wizards had reasoned, in that case, that the whole business could be sorted out if only they could find a formula that caused him to hallucinate that he was completely sane.
(Footnote: This is a very common hallucination, shared by most people.)
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry.
"For folks who want the ultimate experience, they'll want the latest ATi card, and the fastest processor available from AMD" Marketing Director for Valve Doug Lombardi, talking about the Half-Life 2's release
"Google's a very nice system, but compared to my vision, it's pathetic" Microsoft Executive, Jim Allchin, talking about their new search program called MSNBot that trawks the Net, and builds an index of HTML links, and documents
"Like almost everyone, I recieve a lot of spam every day, much of it offering to help me get out of debt or get rich quick" Microsoft Chairman, Bill Gates, pointing out that spam is draining business productivity and that Microsoft alone cannot fix the problem
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