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  • ram=lucky=1 ram=lotsa ewes=lotsa sex=lotsa lucky rams

    chook

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    • chook = always laying *chuckle* = only one roaster = so many hens = lucky buggar = different day, different lay = sex


      cramp

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      • good 1
        cramp=in ya hit=nothing worse=no matter=keep going=painfull sex

        bunks

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        • bunks = I'm on top = no, I'm on top = stop argueing about it = we'll take turns = sex


          gravel rash

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          • gravel rash = motorcycle = power between your legs = excitement = sex


            scissors

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            • scissors=cut=trim=vagina=sex

              PDA
              Have you hugged a Midget today?

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              • PDA = reminder of date = romantic dinner = candle light and whispers in her ear = sex




                camcorder

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                • camcorder=video=amateur porn=sex

                  potato chip
                  Have you hugged a Midget today?

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                  • potato chip = can't eat just one = eat my girl and her girlfriend = sex


                    diet coke

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                    • diet coke=less filling=semen=blow job=sex

                      crayon
                      Have you hugged a Midget today?

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                      • crayon = color me = sensuous touches = sex



                        cloud

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                        • cloud=round=boobs=sex

                          raisin
                          Have you hugged a Midget today?

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                          • rasin=it getting up=it getting hard=it getting luck=sex


                            milk shake

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                            • milk shake = breast rolling = eyes rolling = wander to other parts of the anatomy = sex



                              hanger

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                              • hanger = remove clothes and place on hanger = nice sights = eyes bulging = other things bulging = sex


                                grapefruit

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