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I'm not sure
Is that a bannana in his pocket:eek:
Is that a bannana in his pocket:eek:
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Is that a bannana in his pocket:eek:
or, are you fully loaded?Comment
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Look out he has a banana! :eek:Comment
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or, are you fully loaded?
With bullets?Comment
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with bullets
you pistolComment
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pistol
9mmComment
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9mm
glockHave you hugged a Midget today?Comment
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glock
moo?:toung:Comment
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Moo
Cow TippingComment
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Cow Tipping
VermontHave you hugged a Midget today?Comment
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no burbon
moonshineHave you hugged a Midget today?Comment
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pressed ham
spamComment
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spam
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with
horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: (to Waitress) Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam;
spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato
and spam;
Vikings: (starting to chant) spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: (singing) spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served
in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate,
brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam
and sausage without the spam.
Wife: (shrieks) I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: (singing) spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the
Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (singing elaborately) spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spaaaam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam. spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spam!
(Lovely spam!) Lovely spaaaam! spam, spam, spam, spaaaaam!Comment
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