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My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
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A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
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Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
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Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
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Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
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Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
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Hi, this is Brian. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
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Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
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Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
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Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
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Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
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Hi, this is Brian. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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