VOTE 1 SLAMO'S NEW POLITICAL PARTY (SNPP)
The political party designed by the people for the people (well, some of them).
If I come into office I will set into place the following laws:
- All cars will be fitted with a UHF radio with the channel they are on displayed in the back and front window of their car. This will cause less traffic accidents from people hanging out windows trying to get other motorists to hear. This will be particularly useful along freeways as people who are being utter fuxtik's will know.
- It will be illegal to travel more than 5 km/h under the speed limit for a duration of more than ten seconds without good reason. People who do so will know about it (Permanent license ban)
- L platers shal be banned from mainstream traffic until they actually learn to control a vehicle.
- P platers shall be allowed to drive any vehicle they wish regardless of the engine size or power/weight ratio.
- Once people reach the age of 50, they must take a driving test once every 2 years to make sure they are fit to drive on public roads.
and last but not least:
- PEOPLE WHO GO TO THE CINEMA'S WITH THE SOLE INTENT OF LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING WITH A HINT OF HUMOUR SHALL BE BANNED!!!! (this includes little girls birthday parties, why the f@#k couldn't they let me watch scooby doo in peace?!?)
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The political party designed by the people for the people (well, some of them).
If I come into office I will set into place the following laws:
- All cars will be fitted with a UHF radio with the channel they are on displayed in the back and front window of their car. This will cause less traffic accidents from people hanging out windows trying to get other motorists to hear. This will be particularly useful along freeways as people who are being utter fuxtik's will know.
- It will be illegal to travel more than 5 km/h under the speed limit for a duration of more than ten seconds without good reason. People who do so will know about it (Permanent license ban)
- L platers shal be banned from mainstream traffic until they actually learn to control a vehicle.
- P platers shall be allowed to drive any vehicle they wish regardless of the engine size or power/weight ratio.
- Once people reach the age of 50, they must take a driving test once every 2 years to make sure they are fit to drive on public roads.
and last but not least:
- PEOPLE WHO GO TO THE CINEMA'S WITH THE SOLE INTENT OF LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING WITH A HINT OF HUMOUR SHALL BE BANNED!!!! (this includes little girls birthday parties, why the f@#k couldn't they let me watch scooby doo in peace?!?)
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