Quotes make some up and contribute!

[Steve(MrScruff)]

Ok aim of this thread is to make up some kool qoutes about life in general or if you know of any by anyone else just shove them down - ill start!!

One of the most basic rules for survival on any planet is never to upset someone wearing black leather. This is why protesters against the wearing of animal skins by humans unaccountably fail to throw their paint over Hell's Angels.

lol

[rugbydude]

One night stand are mind over matter, i don't mind cuz she don't matter:laugh:

[Steve(MrScruff)]

Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. lol

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[rugbydude]

If you can't play rugby, why bother living:laugh:

[Steve(MrScruff)]

Space. It's sometimes called the final frontier. (Except that of course you can't have a *final* frontier, because there'd be nothing for it to be a frontier *to*, but as frontiers go, it's pretty penultimate...)

lol

[//alias]

in america its not how much u spend, its how much u save

//alias

[Steve(MrScruff)]

A vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done. A person ignorant of the possibility of failure can be a half-brick in the path of the bicycle of history.

[Terry Pratchett]
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[Kheldar]

Got a problem with your pc,
Fdisk will fix it

[Steve(MrScruff)]

You can work out how much energy a kangaroo uses when it makes a jump, count how many jumps it makes in a day, and deduce a lower limit on its daily energy requirements. ... Do the sums, and you find that the kangaroo's daily energy requirement is about ten times as big as anything it can get from its food. Conclusion: kangaroos can't jump. Since they can't jump, they can't find food, so they're all dead.

Strangely, Australia is positively teeming with kangaroos, who fortunately cannot do physics.

[Terry Pratchett]

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[rugbydude]

When the **** hits the fan, just remember, Ctrl , Alt , Del.:D

[Slamo's Sister]

<CenteR><Small>"Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug."<br>-Jon Lithgow.<br>wings: </centeR></small>

[Steve(MrScruff)]

It's a sad and terrible thing that high-born folk really have thought that the servants would be totally fooled if spirits were put into decanters that were cunningly labelled backwards. And also throughout history the more politically conscious butler has taken it on trust, and with rather more justification, that his employers will not notice if the whisky is topped up with eniru.

[Terry Pratchett]

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