Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is
heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT??"
The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional
needs as a Woman.
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and
he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes
her shopping at a big dept store. He walks around and has her try
on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his
wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching
shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewelry Dept. where
she gets a set of diamond ear rings.
The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out --
but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The
husband says "But you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like
it then let's get it."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe
what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash
register."
The husband says, "No - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all
this stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want
you to HOLD this stuff for a while." Her face gets really mad and
she is about to explode and the Husband says "You must not be in
tune with my financial needs as a Man!"
heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT??"
The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional
needs as a Woman.
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and
he might as well deal with it. So the next day the husband takes
her shopping at a big dept store. He walks around and has her try
on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his
wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching
shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewelry Dept. where
she gets a set of diamond ear rings.
The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out --
but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The
husband says "But you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like
it then let's get it."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe
what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash
register."
The husband says, "No - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all
this stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want
you to HOLD this stuff for a while." Her face gets really mad and
she is about to explode and the Husband says "You must not be in
tune with my financial needs as a Man!"
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