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Computer Virus List
Adam And Eve Virus - Takes a couple of bytes out of your apple.
Airline Virus - You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Woody Allen Virus - Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
America Online Virus - Every disk that you use in your computer will be
erased and re-programmed with America Online software.
AT&T Virus - constantly reminds you how it's giving you much better service
than the other viruses.
AT&T Virus 2 - every three minutes it complains that it's sick of circles.
Birthday Virus - Keeps advancing your clock by another year.
Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Turns your hard disk drive into a 3.5" floppy drive.
Jerry Brown Virus - Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.
Pat Buchanan Virus - Shifts all output to the extreme right of the screen.
George Bush Virus - Before you buy a new computer, it claims that your old
computer works on voodoo programming. After you buy your new computer, it
maintains the course of your old computer. For to do otherwise wouldn't be
prudent at this juncture.
George Bush Virus 2 - It starts by boldly stating, "Read my test... no new
files!" on the screen, proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard
drive with new files, then blames it on the Congress Virus.
Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
Chicago Cubs Virus - Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last in
the reviews, but you still love it!
Cleveland Indians Virus - Makes your 486/50 machine perform like a 286/AT.
Bill Clinton Virus - This virus mutates from region to region. We're not
sure what it does.
Bill Clinton Virus 2 - Fills you with the compulsion to cut wasteful
government spending at the same time that it compels you to hop into an
airplane for a $200.00 haircut at taxpayer expense.
Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus - Instantly turns 1K of disk space into 1 MB.
Johnny Cochran Virus - Constantly gloats on how fast it us when compared to
the Marcia Clark Virus.
Congress Virus - Overdraws your disk space.
Congressional Virus - Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously,
but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.
Congressional Virus 2 - The computer locks up, screen splits erratically
with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the
problem.
David Duke Virus - Makes your screen go completely white.
Elvis Virus - Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then
self-destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations
across rural America.
Federal Bureacrat Virus - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little
units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be
the most important part of the computer.
Jane Fonda Virus - Attacks your hard drive's FAT (File Allocation Table).
Freudian Virus - Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own
motherboard.
Gallup Virus - Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of
their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of
error).
Al Gore Unix Virus - Whenever you inquire about one of your environment
variables, it shows you the current setting, but then tacks on an alarmist
message concerning the future of the variable.
Government Economist Virus - nothing works on your system, but all your
diagnostic software says everything is just fine.
Billy Graham Virus - When you save a file, it prints, "I am saved!" to the
screen.
Gridlock Virus - Keeps shuffling information that it calls 'bills' between
your CPU and BUS, sending messages like 'House Bill #xxxx is unacceptable to
Senate.' Never gets any work done.
Tonya Harding Virus - Turns your batch (*.BAT) files into lethal weapons.
Health Care Virus - Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and
sends you a bill for $4,500.
Jimmy Hoffa Virus - Nobody can find it.
Michael Jackson Virus - Hard to identify because it is constantly altering
its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.
Michael Jackson Virus 2 - Preys on child processes.
Joke Virus - poses as a harmless list of funny computer virus names!
Ted Kennedy Virus - Crashes your computer, but denies it ever happened.
Jack Kevorkian Virus - Enables irreparably damaged files to delete
themselves.
Jack Kevorkian Virus 2 - Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.
LAPD Virus - It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and
erases them in "self-defense."
Left-Wing-Drivel Virus - Deletes all monetary files, but keeps smiling and
sending messages about how the economy is going to get better.
Imelda Marcos Virus - Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then
subtracts money from your Quicken Account, and spends it all on expensive
shoes it purchases through Prodigy.
MCI Virus - Encourages you to send it to your friends and family.
MCI Virus 2 - Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much
for the AT&T Virus.
MCI Virus 3 - Every three minutes it asks another true/false question.
New World Order Virus - Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people mad
just thinking about it.
Nike Virus - Just does it!
Richard Nizon Virus - Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus." You can wipe
it out, but it always makes a comeback.
Ollie North Virus - Turns your printer into a document shredder.
Ollie North Virus 2 - Plays a patriotic *.WAV file while it shreds your
files.
PBS Virus - Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.
H. Ross Perot Virus - Runs for awhile, leaves the system, then re-appears,
but with less effect.
H. Ross Perot Virus 2 - Same as the Jerry Brown Virus, only nicer fonts are
used, and it appears to have had a lot more money put into its development.
H. Ross Perot Virus 3 - Activates every component in your system, just
before the whole thing quits.
Planned Parenthood Virus - deletes all files less than 9 months old.
Politically Correct Virus - prefers to call itself an "electronic
microorganism".
Ponzi Virus - It logs onto your bank's computer and transfers $1 into the
accounts of the owners of the last 10 computers it was on. It then attaches
itself to the next 10 items of mail you send.
Paul Revere Virus - This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It
warns you of impending hard disk attack--once if by LAN, twice if by C:.
Dan Quayle Virus - Forces your computer to play "PGA Tour" from 10 am to 4
pm, 6 days a week.
Dan Quayle Virus 2 - Prevents your processes from spawning any child without
first joining into a binary network. Also said to cause speling erors in
files stored on your disk.
Dan Quayle Virus 3 - Their is sumthing rong with your compueter, ewe just
can't figyour out watt.
Terry Randle Virus - Prints, "Oh no you don't," whenever you choose, "Abort"
from the "Abort, Retry, Ignore" message.
Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored.
Reagan Reagan Virus 2 - Puts your computer to sleep for eight years. When
your computer wakes up, you're three trillion more dollars in debt.
Right-To-Life Virus - Before allowing you to delete any file, it first asks
you if you've considered the alternatives.
Right-To-Life Virus 2 - Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how
old it is. It you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a
counselor about possible alternatives.
Right-Wing-Hardliner Virus - Won't allow any changes on your system, but
keeps saying that things will get better as soon as it takes over the
Whitehouse.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
Sears Virus - Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power
supply, and a set of shocks.
OJ Simpson Virus - It claims that it did not, would not, and could not
delete two of your files and vows to find the virus that did it.
Sprint Virus - Periodically runs sound file of a pin dropping.
Star Trek Virus - Invades your system in places where no virus has gone
before.
Paul Tsongas Virus - Pops up on December 25 and says, "I'm not Santa Claus."
Ted Turner Virus - Colorizes your monochrome monitor.
Texas Virus - Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
Tipper Gore Virus - When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a
warning window stating that some lyrics may be unsuitable for children.
Viagra Virus - It turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.
Warren Commission Virus - Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.
Oprah Winfrey Virus - First appears on system as a 120 KB file, later swells
to 200 KB, then returns to its original size. Periodic printouts appear to
keep you aprised.
Adam And Eve Virus - Takes a couple of bytes out of your apple.
Airline Virus - You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Woody Allen Virus - Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
America Online Virus - Every disk that you use in your computer will be
erased and re-programmed with America Online software.
AT&T Virus - constantly reminds you how it's giving you much better service
than the other viruses.
AT&T Virus 2 - every three minutes it complains that it's sick of circles.
Birthday Virus - Keeps advancing your clock by another year.
Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Turns your hard disk drive into a 3.5" floppy drive.
Jerry Brown Virus - Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.
Pat Buchanan Virus - Shifts all output to the extreme right of the screen.
George Bush Virus - Before you buy a new computer, it claims that your old
computer works on voodoo programming. After you buy your new computer, it
maintains the course of your old computer. For to do otherwise wouldn't be
prudent at this juncture.
George Bush Virus 2 - It starts by boldly stating, "Read my test... no new
files!" on the screen, proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard
drive with new files, then blames it on the Congress Virus.
Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
Chicago Cubs Virus - Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last in
the reviews, but you still love it!
Cleveland Indians Virus - Makes your 486/50 machine perform like a 286/AT.
Bill Clinton Virus - This virus mutates from region to region. We're not
sure what it does.
Bill Clinton Virus 2 - Fills you with the compulsion to cut wasteful
government spending at the same time that it compels you to hop into an
airplane for a $200.00 haircut at taxpayer expense.
Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus - Instantly turns 1K of disk space into 1 MB.
Johnny Cochran Virus - Constantly gloats on how fast it us when compared to
the Marcia Clark Virus.
Congress Virus - Overdraws your disk space.
Congressional Virus - Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously,
but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.
Congressional Virus 2 - The computer locks up, screen splits erratically
with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the
problem.
David Duke Virus - Makes your screen go completely white.
Elvis Virus - Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then
self-destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations
across rural America.
Federal Bureacrat Virus - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little
units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be
the most important part of the computer.
Jane Fonda Virus - Attacks your hard drive's FAT (File Allocation Table).
Freudian Virus - Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own
motherboard.
Gallup Virus - Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of
their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of
error).
Al Gore Unix Virus - Whenever you inquire about one of your environment
variables, it shows you the current setting, but then tacks on an alarmist
message concerning the future of the variable.
Government Economist Virus - nothing works on your system, but all your
diagnostic software says everything is just fine.
Billy Graham Virus - When you save a file, it prints, "I am saved!" to the
screen.
Gridlock Virus - Keeps shuffling information that it calls 'bills' between
your CPU and BUS, sending messages like 'House Bill #xxxx is unacceptable to
Senate.' Never gets any work done.
Tonya Harding Virus - Turns your batch (*.BAT) files into lethal weapons.
Health Care Virus - Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and
sends you a bill for $4,500.
Jimmy Hoffa Virus - Nobody can find it.
Michael Jackson Virus - Hard to identify because it is constantly altering
its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.
Michael Jackson Virus 2 - Preys on child processes.
Joke Virus - poses as a harmless list of funny computer virus names!
Ted Kennedy Virus - Crashes your computer, but denies it ever happened.
Jack Kevorkian Virus - Enables irreparably damaged files to delete
themselves.
Jack Kevorkian Virus 2 - Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.
LAPD Virus - It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and
erases them in "self-defense."
Left-Wing-Drivel Virus - Deletes all monetary files, but keeps smiling and
sending messages about how the economy is going to get better.
Imelda Marcos Virus - Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then
subtracts money from your Quicken Account, and spends it all on expensive
shoes it purchases through Prodigy.
MCI Virus - Encourages you to send it to your friends and family.
MCI Virus 2 - Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much
for the AT&T Virus.
MCI Virus 3 - Every three minutes it asks another true/false question.
New World Order Virus - Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people mad
just thinking about it.
Nike Virus - Just does it!
Richard Nizon Virus - Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus." You can wipe
it out, but it always makes a comeback.
Ollie North Virus - Turns your printer into a document shredder.
Ollie North Virus 2 - Plays a patriotic *.WAV file while it shreds your
files.
PBS Virus - Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.
H. Ross Perot Virus - Runs for awhile, leaves the system, then re-appears,
but with less effect.
H. Ross Perot Virus 2 - Same as the Jerry Brown Virus, only nicer fonts are
used, and it appears to have had a lot more money put into its development.
H. Ross Perot Virus 3 - Activates every component in your system, just
before the whole thing quits.
Planned Parenthood Virus - deletes all files less than 9 months old.
Politically Correct Virus - prefers to call itself an "electronic
microorganism".
Ponzi Virus - It logs onto your bank's computer and transfers $1 into the
accounts of the owners of the last 10 computers it was on. It then attaches
itself to the next 10 items of mail you send.
Paul Revere Virus - This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It
warns you of impending hard disk attack--once if by LAN, twice if by C:.
Dan Quayle Virus - Forces your computer to play "PGA Tour" from 10 am to 4
pm, 6 days a week.
Dan Quayle Virus 2 - Prevents your processes from spawning any child without
first joining into a binary network. Also said to cause speling erors in
files stored on your disk.
Dan Quayle Virus 3 - Their is sumthing rong with your compueter, ewe just
can't figyour out watt.
Terry Randle Virus - Prints, "Oh no you don't," whenever you choose, "Abort"
from the "Abort, Retry, Ignore" message.
Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored.
Reagan Reagan Virus 2 - Puts your computer to sleep for eight years. When
your computer wakes up, you're three trillion more dollars in debt.
Right-To-Life Virus - Before allowing you to delete any file, it first asks
you if you've considered the alternatives.
Right-To-Life Virus 2 - Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how
old it is. It you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a
counselor about possible alternatives.
Right-Wing-Hardliner Virus - Won't allow any changes on your system, but
keeps saying that things will get better as soon as it takes over the
Whitehouse.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
Sears Virus - Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power
supply, and a set of shocks.
OJ Simpson Virus - It claims that it did not, would not, and could not
delete two of your files and vows to find the virus that did it.
Sprint Virus - Periodically runs sound file of a pin dropping.
Star Trek Virus - Invades your system in places where no virus has gone
before.
Paul Tsongas Virus - Pops up on December 25 and says, "I'm not Santa Claus."
Ted Turner Virus - Colorizes your monochrome monitor.
Texas Virus - Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
Tipper Gore Virus - When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a
warning window stating that some lyrics may be unsuitable for children.
Viagra Virus - It turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.
Warren Commission Virus - Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.
Oprah Winfrey Virus - First appears on system as a 120 KB file, later swells
to 200 KB, then returns to its original size. Periodic printouts appear to
keep you aprised.
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