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List of Alternative Phrases for "Pisses Me Off"

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  • List of Alternative Phrases for "Pisses Me Off"

    Today in class my friends and I compiled this list, our teachers dont let us say "pisses me off" and we were bored, some of the phrases are flat-out retarded though. Add some of your own too! Just please not more perverted than these ones.

    1-Drains my sack
    2-fills the john
    3-wets my pants
    4-forces me to urinate
    5-waters the plants
    6-slickens the pavement
    7-colors the snowman
    8-lubricates the fire hydrant
    9-drains my sewer
    10-washes the windows
    11-ruins my sheets
    12-taints my sofa
    13-bursts my diapers
    14-fills my gas tank
    15-defrosts my window (or the neighbor's)
    16-rusts my pipe
    17-soils my wardrobe
    18-freezes my jewels (its 10F outside, I guess this one doesnt in every climate)
    19-swell my ballons
    and 2 more I wont say because they are even dumber, I know, how can they get any more ridiculous, well, I dont know how, but they are.

    Add your own! I am also interested in names for teletubbies like ho for po
    or dipstick for that other one (I dont know most of the original names)