Truth, or just lies

[Wiggo's-sister]

Time to trade mine in, I want a sex-machine :laugh:

[StormyWeather]

a sex machine would be nice here too so throw one over my way!!

[etrix6]

Most machines have to be turned on, but I guess a sex machine would turn you oninstead. Do they sell them on the net? :laugh:

[stormybaka]

Well! :p me bad...
:o He is younger than me..by 6 years..
What's odd is that we look the same age

;) All we can do is call each other at the moment and woh! I love hearing his voice and wish we could speak longer, but ringing the states or vice versa isn't cheap :cry:
Okay! it's pathetic, but I thinks I have finally met the one...
:thumb: Just when I was starting to doubt and think love and romance were for dreamers...:D

[Wiggo's-sister]

Most machines have to be turned on, but I guess a sex machine would turn you oninstead. Do they sell them on the net? :laugh:

I don't know, but if your looking and find one, send me the link pleeeeeeeeease! Cause I'd be forever grateful

[etrix6]

many people say that a sex machine can go all night long unless the batteries run out or you plug it in :D

[Wiggo's-sister]

*reminds myself to buy a recharger*

[dryadsoul]

did ya want Red / Green vibrating LEDs wit dat sex matchchine?

two wheells / four......remote / analog.........ooooohhhhhh

Digitallllllllllllllllll:eek:

[etrix6]

did ya want Red / Green vibrating LEDs wit dat sex matchchine?

two wheells / four......remote / analog.........ooooohhhhhh

Digitallllllllllllllllll:eek:

Hey dryadsoul, how bout a flash light for those hard to get at
areas? :laugh:

[Wiggo's-sister]

:rolleyes2 OMG!!!!! We now have two comedians...lmao

[dryadsoul]

Hey dryadsoul, how bout a flash light for those hard to get at
areas? :laugh:

how's 'bout rearview mirror/turn signals wit dat unit??

WS..........looks like comedy central Heh? :laugh:

[Wiggo's-sister]

*it does indeed*

Think I'll stick with the standard sex type machine thanks anyway guys!!:devil:

[dryadsoul]

Hey WS wait a f**kin minute.....i don't go in for extra curricular
hardware myself just tryin' to be creatively helpful to those who
do.............tend 2 b a creative new position kinda fella myself.....
at least wit da right partner

[Wiggo's-sister]

*shakes head.......did I say something wrong?* :eek:

[dryadsoul]

No No No...not even possible...much prefer whips & chains
........well, at least handcuff's on rare occasion.........provided
their not attached to a cop with a gun/attitude.....lol....
my appologies if ya took it to sound offended cuz surely wasn't da case....k? o-tay!