The Only Things in Life that are Certain Are:

[Mr. C]

having the strong necessity to break wind at a time that would be most inopportune/embarassing:eek:

[pdv]

opposites
:laugh:

[Wiggo's-sister]

Mr C, like when you have to pick something up and someone is around and the strain of pickin up the weight is just too much pressure to contend with ....now that's :o

[drpeterbright]

rice and beans

[Wiggo's-sister]

population

[pdv]

population growth

[drpeterbright]

sexually transmitted diseases

[Wiggo's-sister]

9 months of being fat

[drpeterbright]

beautiful babies

[Wiggo's-sister]

sleepless nights

[pdv]

& days

[drpeterbright]

changing diapers

[Wiggo's-sister]

Early mornings and late nights

[drpeterbright]

sex in the moonlight

[etrix6]

fast cars & fast women