The Only Things in Life that are Certain Are:

[meihui]

English hard enough!

[meijuan]

We need a translator.

[meihui]

Any volunteering to help?

[CMCHomer]

in have enough trouble speaking english myself let alone translating :)

[pdv]

The translation's is scratched into the walls of the joke room

[DaoWay]

confusion

[pdv]

(_o_) ect.

[DaoWay]

How do you interpret those marks?

[pdv]

bend over with your jeans & jocks around your ankles & look in the mirror :D

[DaoWay]

I get that one now! Is their a guide to go by or is it just how they look?

[pdv]

in the joke posts....... go back i think Kay posted or WS

[DaoWay]

Thanks. The ladies will be interested also.

[Wiggo's-sister]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass-cons"? Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_._) a flat ass (_^_) a bubble ass (_*_) a sore ass (_!__) a lop-sided ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_O_) an ass that's been around even more (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_o^o_) a wise ass (_13_) an unlucky ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass

[pdv]

can you remember all them :?:

[DaoWay]

No but I can print them out for future reference.