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  • nail gun = build getaway cabin in the woods = go to cabin = get laid = sex


    two by four

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    • two by four (?) = wood = tree = outside = fresh air = sex


      onion

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      • two by four = building timber rectangular measuring 2 inches wide by four inches high

        onions=motorbikes= bikie group sex=lots a =sex

        attic

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        • attic = romantic view = sleepy but sexy = sex


          basement

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          • basement = where your mind is = find someone like yourself = sex



            cloud

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            • cloud = sunny day = walk in the park = later drinks = sex



              marathon

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              • marathon = go hard and long = satisfy = long, stong and sensual = all night long =sex (wishful thinking)



                reboot

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                • reboot = kick man when he stops = kick him again when he stops = finally have orgasm = sex


                  blue screen of death

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                  • blue screen of death = time to take a break from the computer = sex



                    download

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                    • download = bad pictures = make man horney = sex


                      shoe horn

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                      • shoe horn = dress up = great night out = romantic evening = sex




                        ambulance

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                        • ambulance = nurses = fantasy = hot young nurse = ooooooooooooooo = sex



                          bat****

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                          • guano = crawling around in a dark cave = find very secluded spot = sex


                            tea pot

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                            • tea pot = homosexual = pain in the arse = ****ty sex


                              tape worm

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                              • tape worm = long and skinny = not my type = no sex



                                sausage

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