Yes, I'm A Bad American

[dirtydog]

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George
Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
mid level
governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a
smart
American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,
and does not

entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in
English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the
bill to put

your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun
to be
enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
where they

want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever
canceled Jerry
Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about
it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts
now, when
I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying,
paying,
paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty
years In the

desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any
witches or
been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So,
shut-the-Hell-up
already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson
practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of
the problem

and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if
you're running
from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're
breaking
the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't
want you
deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the
world for the

next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to
sell me crap
or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
These people
should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it
takes two
parents.

I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this
applies
even if you are President of the United States.

And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you
know.

We need our country back!

[Morgan_Lander]

Hell yeah! I'm a bad American too.

[Synthetic]

guess that makes me a bad american too....even though i'm an aussie who's never even been to america :p :rolleyes2

[Mr. C]

Interesting -- I don't feel bad at all, but I agree with the entire statement.

[Andy]

guess that makes me a bad american too....even though i'm an aussie who's never even been to america :p :rolleyes2

ditto

[Slamo]

americans have absolutely no rite to gripe about gas prices. come over here for f#%k sake

[Albinus]

americans have absolutely no rite to gripe about gas prices. come over here for f#%k sake

They're the same price over there as here now Slamo :scream:

[daedalus]

Interesting -- I don't feel bad at all, but I agree with the entire statement.

Agreed....:D

[Mr. C]

americans have absolutely no rite to gripe about gas prices. come over here for f#%k sake

It is my sacred duty to gripe about gas prices, and anything else that comes to mind. Bet that we'll do it when we get there too.:D

[Bahamut Zer0]

Being a bad american is simply being worse a person.

sucks to be you

[Mr. C]

LOL
Thanks Bahamut Zer0
That should help to dispel any rumors to the contrary:laugh:

[Slamo]

I wonder what a bad new zealander would be like.

"I have sexual relations with sheep and I don't care what anyone says about it"

"Maybe our sheep would be better at sport than us but they are for molesting and selling as food"

[daedalus]

ROFL....nice one slamo, but ya better hope there aren't any New Zealanders frequenting the TT forums :p

[Wiggo's-sister]

There is one that comes to mind :?: