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How old is Grandpa???
Another from my sister... 
How old is Grandpa???
Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about
Current events.
The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the
shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.
The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born
before:
Television
Penicillin
Polio shots
Frozen foods
Xerox
Contact lenses
Frisbees and
The pill
There were no:
Credit cards
Laser beams or
Ball-point pens
Man had not invented:
Pantyhose
Air conditioners
Dishwashers
Clothes dryers
and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
man hadn't yet walked on the moon
Your Grandmother and I got married first . . . and then lived
together.
Every family had a father and a mother.
Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir".
And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man
with a title, "Sir."
We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers,
Daycare centers and group therapy.
Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment,
And common sense.
We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and
to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was
A bigger privilege.
We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.
Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your
cousins.
Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the
evening breeze started.
Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings
and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric
typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.
We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's
speeches on our radios.
And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out
listening to Tommy Dorsey.
If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk.
The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school
exam.
Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.
We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for
5 and 10 cents.
Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi
were all a nickel.
And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on
enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600 . . . but who could
afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.
In my day:
"Grass" was mowed,
"Coke" was a cold drink,
"Pot" was something your mother cooked in and
"Rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.
"Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,
"Chip" meant a piece of wood,
"Hardware" was found in a hardware store and
"Software" wasn't even a word.
And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady
Needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and
Confused" and say there is a generation gap... and how old do you think I am?
I bet you have this old man in mind...you are in for a shock!
This man would be only 59 years old!
How old is Grandpa???
Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about
Current events.
The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the
shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.
The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born
before:
Television
Penicillin
Polio shots
Frozen foods
Xerox
Contact lenses
Frisbees and
The pill
There were no:
Credit cards
Laser beams or
Ball-point pens
Man had not invented:
Pantyhose
Air conditioners
Dishwashers
Clothes dryers
and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and
man hadn't yet walked on the moon
Your Grandmother and I got married first . . . and then lived
together.
Every family had a father and a mother.
Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir".
And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man
with a title, "Sir."
We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers,
Daycare centers and group therapy.
Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment,
And common sense.
We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and
to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was
A bigger privilege.
We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.
Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your
cousins.
Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the
evening breeze started.
Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings
and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric
typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.
We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's
speeches on our radios.
And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out
listening to Tommy Dorsey.
If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk.
The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school
exam.
Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.
We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for
5 and 10 cents.
Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi
were all a nickel.
And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on
enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600 . . . but who could
afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.
In my day:
"Grass" was mowed,
"Coke" was a cold drink,
"Pot" was something your mother cooked in and
"Rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.
"Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,
"Chip" meant a piece of wood,
"Hardware" was found in a hardware store and
"Software" wasn't even a word.
And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady
Needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and
Confused" and say there is a generation gap... and how old do you think I am?
I bet you have this old man in mind...you are in for a shock!
This man would be only 59 years old!
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