The young Farmer Brown made an appointment with the family doctor regarding sexual problems he was having with his wife.
'Now listen, Luke,' the doctor advised, 'you have to be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of hugs and kisses. Show her how much you care.'
'Well, I do the best I can, Doc,' the fellow cried. 'You see I'm up before the sun rises, working in the field until dusk. I'm just too tired.'
The doctor thought for a moment and then said, 'Take a shotgun with you next time you work in the field and shoot it off every time you're feeling a bit frisky. When your wife hears the noise, she'll come a- runnin'.'
About a month later Farmer Brown went back to the doctor.... this time really depressed. 'What's wrong' asked the doctor. 'Didn't you take my advice?'
'Yep, I sure did, and everything was going great until hunting season started last week,' moaned the farmer. 'I haven't seen her since.'
'Now listen, Luke,' the doctor advised, 'you have to be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of hugs and kisses. Show her how much you care.'
'Well, I do the best I can, Doc,' the fellow cried. 'You see I'm up before the sun rises, working in the field until dusk. I'm just too tired.'
The doctor thought for a moment and then said, 'Take a shotgun with you next time you work in the field and shoot it off every time you're feeling a bit frisky. When your wife hears the noise, she'll come a- runnin'.'
About a month later Farmer Brown went back to the doctor.... this time really depressed. 'What's wrong' asked the doctor. 'Didn't you take my advice?'
'Yep, I sure did, and everything was going great until hunting season started last week,' moaned the farmer. 'I haven't seen her since.'
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