A Cuban, Scot, Kiwi and Aussie were travelling in the same carriage on a train bragging about their homelands when the Cuban lit up a big fat cigar. He took one puff of the sought after log and threw it out the window.
"Why didya goen do that fir" cried the Scotsman. T'was a real Cubin cigar you just threw out the window laddy".
"My country has so many cigars that losing tenfold this amount means nothing to me. There is plenty more where it came from", returned the bragging Cuban.
The Scot wondered what item his country had bountiful quantities
of so that he could out-do the Cuban. From out of his bag he pulled a brand new bottle of the finest Scotch Whisky, took a gulp and threw the bottle from the train.
"Why in the bloody hell did ya do that for ya stupid Scottish
*******" howled the Aussie. "That was a top drop you just got rid of".
"Ah young laddy, such whiskey runs like water in my fine country.
Losing even the finest bottle means nothing to me - there is
plenty more where it came from".
At that point the Aussie picked up the Kiwi and hurled him from the train.
"Why didya goen do that fir" cried the Scotsman. T'was a real Cubin cigar you just threw out the window laddy".
"My country has so many cigars that losing tenfold this amount means nothing to me. There is plenty more where it came from", returned the bragging Cuban.
The Scot wondered what item his country had bountiful quantities
of so that he could out-do the Cuban. From out of his bag he pulled a brand new bottle of the finest Scotch Whisky, took a gulp and threw the bottle from the train.
"Why in the bloody hell did ya do that for ya stupid Scottish
*******" howled the Aussie. "That was a top drop you just got rid of".
"Ah young laddy, such whiskey runs like water in my fine country.
Losing even the finest bottle means nothing to me - there is
plenty more where it came from".
At that point the Aussie picked up the Kiwi and hurled him from the train.
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