Job Recruiter's Lingo pt 2
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Must have an Eye for Detail
we have no quality control
Apply in Person
If you're old, fat or ugly, you'll be told the position has
been filled.
No Phone Calls Please
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal
formality.
Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
Problem-Solving Skills a Must
you're walking into a company in perpetual chaos
Good Communication Skills
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they
want, and doit.
Require Team Leadership Skills
you'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay
or respect.
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Must have an Eye for Detail
we have no quality control
Apply in Person
If you're old, fat or ugly, you'll be told the position has
been filled.
No Phone Calls Please
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal
formality.
Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
Problem-Solving Skills a Must
you're walking into a company in perpetual chaos
Good Communication Skills
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they
want, and doit.
Require Team Leadership Skills
you'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay
or respect.
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