Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was
down at the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."
"Did he get anything?" his mates asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken
nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
down at the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."
"Did he get anything?" his mates asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken
nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
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