never will i [poem]

[Synthetic]

umm sounds good to me...but where are we gonna get a rubber chicken that big?:?:

[Beefy]

it's not the rubber chicken i'm worried about.. are you sure you'll be able to get an albino hampster?

[Synthetic]

the albino hampster aint a prob... i'll get that off my molester uncle Johnnie when i pick up the dragqueen lions :) but what about the ant with the sexual attraction to elephants??? that could be a prob:(

[Beefy]

... most of those don't really live very long.. especially if they do manage to get a date..


hmm.. ok, we'll skip the ants... what else are we gonna have trouble getting? U said you could get the inflatable dart boards.. that's about it...

[Kay]

don't think the sexually starved elephant is going to be happy about you skipping her lover over, just because of a short life expectancy :angry con

[Beefy]

sorry, but i don't think ants should really be trying to sexually satisfy elephants.. It's a suicide mission...

[Kay]

but ants are stronger than they look you know :kay:

[Synthetic]

i dont think they'd be able to lift anything THAT big!! let alone do anything with it if they could!:eek: :eek: :rolleyes2

[Kay]

Don't underestimate the strength of ants :D

[Slamo's Sister]

this is meant o be a depressied time. suisicdal time... don't mind me. just the grave'll do.... or burn me :flames:

[Synthetic]

ok Ss...this has gone just a lil too far hey..
i know u arent really thinkin like that coz 2 mins ago u told me u were "fantastic" on msn...so it looks to me like u r doing it for attention...
babe...if u r really down we'll help ya. for sure...but if u r just doin it for attention..well not many ppl appreciate that.... and hey if u want attention around here u just be urself! happy, sad, crazy, whateva! u'll get heaps of attention!:D
:bounce: :bounce2: :bounce: :bounce2:

[izzfizz]

ok Ss...this has gone just a lil too far hey..
i know u arent really thinkin like that coz 2 mins ago u told me u were "fantastic" on msn...so it looks to me like u r doing it for attention...
babe...if u r really down we'll help ya. for sure...but if u r just doin it for attention..well not many ppl appreciate that.... and hey if u want attention around here u just be urself! happy, sad, crazy, whateva! u'll get heaps of attention!:D
:bounce: :bounce2: :bounce: :bounce2:

and hey if u want attention around here u just be urself! happy, sad, crazy, whateva! u'll get heaps of attention!:D
well u just put happy, sad, crazy and u said dont be like she is and that was sad and now ur telling her to be sad or happy
i dont get it :?: :?: :?:

[Beefy]

and hey if u want attention around here u just be urself! happy, sad, crazy, whateva! u'll get heaps of attention!:D
well u just put happy, sad, crazy and u said dont be like she is and that was sad and now ur telling her to be sad or happy
i dont get it :?: :?: :?:

hell, crazy works for me... Exhibit A: look up about 12 posts.. ;)

[Slamo's Sister]

<center><small>i am fantastic i am suicidal i am everything u want me to be.g et it. i said i was fantastic so i wouldn't have to hear u complain that my life is great, that i ain't fat and **** like that. i am not doing it for attention. i already had attention before i was depressed