> BMW M3 (17" DTMs & Remus Exhaust): I am a Curtin / UWA / ECU overseas
> business student
>
> BMW 7 Series: I enjoy fixing "accidental" scratches down the entire
length
> of my car
>
> BMW 850i: I have so much money it literally makes people vomit
spontaneously
>
> Honda NSX: I cannot get an erection
>
> Morris Mini: I enjoy taking radiators out and bonnets off
>
> Mitsubishi Magna: I get sucked in easily by slick ad campaigns
>
> Holden Commodore VL: I like being reminded my" big Aussie six" is
really a
> Skyline motor
>
> Suzuki Swift GTi: I can't wait to get off my "P" plates
>
> Mazda RX-7: I can't afford a Porsche
>
> Mazda RX-2: I spend lots of time in my garage and enjoy getting dirty
>
> Mazda RX-3: I live in my garage and enjoy staying dirty
>
> Holden Sandman: I saw Mad Max 367 times
>
> Holden Berlina: I'm a very good Amway salesperson
>
> Holden Statesman: I'm a pimp
>
> Holden Statesman HSV: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
>
> Holden Commodore GTS-R: I'm in a mid life crisis and reckon Johnson is
a
> slow old codger
>
> Volkswagen Kombi: I'm leading a militia to overthrow the government,
and
> this is a car bomb.
>
> Toyota Corona: I teach fourth grade special education
>
> Holden Gemini: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
>
> Nissan Skyline GTR: I slow down to 120 in school zones and don't like
Jap
> Super bikes
>
> Subaru Impreza WRX: I slow down to 160 in school zones and don't like
Jap
> Super bikes or GTRs
>
> Mazda 323 4WD Turbo: I wish I could afford a WRX
>
> Mitsubishi Lancer GSR: This is faster than a WRX, honest it is
>
> Toyota Celica SX: I mistakenly think this was the actual car that won
the
> WRC, like on the ads
>
> Holden VT Commodore (Pursuit Rims): I enjoy having people slow to
60kph
when
> I pull up behind them
>
> Suzuki Sierra: I will start Year 11 this year
>
> Suzuki Vitara: I will start Year 12 this year
>
> Nissan EXA: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
> convertible at all
>
> Toyota Corolla KE: I have just graduated and have no credit rating
>
> Hyundai Excel 1: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
>
> Hyundai Excel 2: I'm a receptionist and this is my first car
>
> Ford Taurus: I'm sure this shape of car will catch on eventually
>
> Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family re-runs
>
> Toyota Tarago: I enjoy being reminded, every ten minutes, how much my
car
> looks like a wombat
>
> Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay $60K for a car that is in the shop
280
> days a year
>
> Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
>
> Lamborghini Diablo: I only have one testicle
>
> Fiat X-19: This car is made in the same country as a Ferrari
>
> Mercedes 500SL Stretched: I will beat your ass up if you ask me for an
> autograph
>
> Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Missy and a son named Ridge
>
> Mazda MX-5: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
truck
>
> MGB: I am dating a mechanic
>
> MGF: I've just dumped a mechanic
>
> Mitsubishi Starion: I don't know what it means either
>
> Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
>
> Holden Commodore VN: I just stole this car and I'm going to ram raid
an
> Adidas store
>
> Honda Civic / Prelude with 17" DTMs: I have a switchblade in my sock
>
> Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch ****
>
> Porsche 944: I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to
me
>
> Subaru Liberty: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior
than
> Isuzu
>
> Subaru Outback: I never learnt how to drive, but AWD does it for me
> Camira: So what if it breaks down all the time, at least I don't owe
money
> on it
>
> 1967 Mustang: Classic, not plastic.
>
> Impreza WRX: I'm a herd animal
>
> Toyota Echo: I like to pay more to get less.
>
> Honda Civic: Be original... Just like your friends.
>
> VW Beetle: I like putting out engine fires (see Audi 90)
>
> Hyundai Excel: I'm going to increase its performance with a rear wing
>
> Toyota Camry Wagon: I'm the new breed of Volvo drivers
>
> 2002 Monaro: I have no idea about cars, but all my rev head mates
think I
am
> a hero.
>
> Ford Laser: I don't have a choice
>
> 351 GT: I like people from the next suburb to know when I'm coming
around
>
> Suzuki GTi: I spike my hair, wear lots of metal chains and bop to R&B
music
>
> Mercedes-Benz A160: Look! It has Mercedes badges!
>
> Hyundai Accent: At least it's not an Excel
>
> Commodore VK: Come steal my car, it's not as if the key's any ****ing
> different
>
> Commodore VL: I'd like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would
laugh
at
> me.
>
> Suzuki Mighty Boy: You only need 3 Cylinders, any more and your being
> greedy.
>
> Subaru Impreza RX: My car has Rally Heritage! I can pretend it's a
Rex!
>
> Suzuki Swift Extreme: I'm too stingy to pay GTi insurance
>
> Toyota Paseo: Hey at least it *looks* sporty
>
> Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: I'm hoping people won't know this isn't the 4WD
Turbo
> version..
>
> Ford Falcon EA-ED: Looks like ****, sounds like crap, goes like ****,
but
> you just can't kill the *******.
>
> Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It's even got an
> original Nismo sticker!
>
> R31 Skyline: No, really, it's fast. I think..
>
> R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well...
>
> R33 Skyline: I bought a Skyline, hooray. What do you mean it's the
slowest
> one?
>
> R34 Skyline: My parents own a "small corner shop in Tokyo"
>
> Hyundai Excel: So what if it's not a real car? It has a nice stereo.
No
> wait! Come Back! Pay attention to me!
>
> VH-VL commodore: You'd think my most valuable possession would not be
easily
> stolen with a screwdriver wouldn't you?
>
> Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last
week.
>
> Holden VN Commodore: I have 13 kids and receive indigenous payouts
from
the
> government
>
> Saab 9000 Turbo: I'm in a mid life crisis and can't afford a WRX
>
> Mercedes E Class: My name can not easily be pronounced by anyone with
> English as a first language
>
> Ford Maverick: It's a Nissan... really it is
>
> Toyota Hilux (with big FOX racing sticker): I've never ridden a
motorbike
> before but I think it would be fun
>
> Toyota Prado: The women at child care laugh at my poor attempt at a
land
> cruiser
>
> VT-VX Clubsport: I just wanted one... like 50,000 other people did
>
> HSV Senator: I'm not a very good pimp (see Statesman)
>
> Falcon XR6 Turbo: I'm a VL turbo driver with too much cash
>
> Commodore S: $8000 for spoilers is worth it, I swear
>
> Astra Convertible: I'm an over paid sales woman with a wanky title
like
> "Account Manager"
>
> Toyota Lowlux: Totally defeats the purpose of a Ute but my mates think
I'm
> fully sick
>
> Ford AU Falcon: Built Ford Rough
>
> BMW X5: My car will never ever see dirt
>
> BMW 3 Series: It's got BMW badges... and its more common than
Melbourne
> police eating souvlaki
>
> Audi TT: It's almost a Porsche...
> business student
>
> BMW 7 Series: I enjoy fixing "accidental" scratches down the entire
length
> of my car
>
> BMW 850i: I have so much money it literally makes people vomit
spontaneously
>
> Honda NSX: I cannot get an erection
>
> Morris Mini: I enjoy taking radiators out and bonnets off
>
> Mitsubishi Magna: I get sucked in easily by slick ad campaigns
>
> Holden Commodore VL: I like being reminded my" big Aussie six" is
really a
> Skyline motor
>
> Suzuki Swift GTi: I can't wait to get off my "P" plates
>
> Mazda RX-7: I can't afford a Porsche
>
> Mazda RX-2: I spend lots of time in my garage and enjoy getting dirty
>
> Mazda RX-3: I live in my garage and enjoy staying dirty
>
> Holden Sandman: I saw Mad Max 367 times
>
> Holden Berlina: I'm a very good Amway salesperson
>
> Holden Statesman: I'm a pimp
>
> Holden Statesman HSV: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
>
> Holden Commodore GTS-R: I'm in a mid life crisis and reckon Johnson is
a
> slow old codger
>
> Volkswagen Kombi: I'm leading a militia to overthrow the government,
and
> this is a car bomb.
>
> Toyota Corona: I teach fourth grade special education
>
> Holden Gemini: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
>
> Nissan Skyline GTR: I slow down to 120 in school zones and don't like
Jap
> Super bikes
>
> Subaru Impreza WRX: I slow down to 160 in school zones and don't like
Jap
> Super bikes or GTRs
>
> Mazda 323 4WD Turbo: I wish I could afford a WRX
>
> Mitsubishi Lancer GSR: This is faster than a WRX, honest it is
>
> Toyota Celica SX: I mistakenly think this was the actual car that won
the
> WRC, like on the ads
>
> Holden VT Commodore (Pursuit Rims): I enjoy having people slow to
60kph
when
> I pull up behind them
>
> Suzuki Sierra: I will start Year 11 this year
>
> Suzuki Vitara: I will start Year 12 this year
>
> Nissan EXA: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
> convertible at all
>
> Toyota Corolla KE: I have just graduated and have no credit rating
>
> Hyundai Excel 1: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
>
> Hyundai Excel 2: I'm a receptionist and this is my first car
>
> Ford Taurus: I'm sure this shape of car will catch on eventually
>
> Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family re-runs
>
> Toyota Tarago: I enjoy being reminded, every ten minutes, how much my
car
> looks like a wombat
>
> Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay $60K for a car that is in the shop
280
> days a year
>
> Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
>
> Lamborghini Diablo: I only have one testicle
>
> Fiat X-19: This car is made in the same country as a Ferrari
>
> Mercedes 500SL Stretched: I will beat your ass up if you ask me for an
> autograph
>
> Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Missy and a son named Ridge
>
> Mazda MX-5: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
truck
>
> MGB: I am dating a mechanic
>
> MGF: I've just dumped a mechanic
>
> Mitsubishi Starion: I don't know what it means either
>
> Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
>
> Holden Commodore VN: I just stole this car and I'm going to ram raid
an
> Adidas store
>
> Honda Civic / Prelude with 17" DTMs: I have a switchblade in my sock
>
> Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch ****
>
> Porsche 944: I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to
me
>
> Subaru Liberty: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior
than
> Isuzu
>
> Subaru Outback: I never learnt how to drive, but AWD does it for me
> Camira: So what if it breaks down all the time, at least I don't owe
money
> on it
>
> 1967 Mustang: Classic, not plastic.
>
> Impreza WRX: I'm a herd animal
>
> Toyota Echo: I like to pay more to get less.
>
> Honda Civic: Be original... Just like your friends.
>
> VW Beetle: I like putting out engine fires (see Audi 90)
>
> Hyundai Excel: I'm going to increase its performance with a rear wing
>
> Toyota Camry Wagon: I'm the new breed of Volvo drivers
>
> 2002 Monaro: I have no idea about cars, but all my rev head mates
think I
am
> a hero.
>
> Ford Laser: I don't have a choice
>
> 351 GT: I like people from the next suburb to know when I'm coming
around
>
> Suzuki GTi: I spike my hair, wear lots of metal chains and bop to R&B
music
>
> Mercedes-Benz A160: Look! It has Mercedes badges!
>
> Hyundai Accent: At least it's not an Excel
>
> Commodore VK: Come steal my car, it's not as if the key's any ****ing
> different
>
> Commodore VL: I'd like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would
laugh
at
> me.
>
> Suzuki Mighty Boy: You only need 3 Cylinders, any more and your being
> greedy.
>
> Subaru Impreza RX: My car has Rally Heritage! I can pretend it's a
Rex!
>
> Suzuki Swift Extreme: I'm too stingy to pay GTi insurance
>
> Toyota Paseo: Hey at least it *looks* sporty
>
> Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: I'm hoping people won't know this isn't the 4WD
Turbo
> version..
>
> Ford Falcon EA-ED: Looks like ****, sounds like crap, goes like ****,
but
> you just can't kill the *******.
>
> Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It's even got an
> original Nismo sticker!
>
> R31 Skyline: No, really, it's fast. I think..
>
> R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well...
>
> R33 Skyline: I bought a Skyline, hooray. What do you mean it's the
slowest
> one?
>
> R34 Skyline: My parents own a "small corner shop in Tokyo"
>
> Hyundai Excel: So what if it's not a real car? It has a nice stereo.
No
> wait! Come Back! Pay attention to me!
>
> VH-VL commodore: You'd think my most valuable possession would not be
easily
> stolen with a screwdriver wouldn't you?
>
> Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last
week.
>
> Holden VN Commodore: I have 13 kids and receive indigenous payouts
from
the
> government
>
> Saab 9000 Turbo: I'm in a mid life crisis and can't afford a WRX
>
> Mercedes E Class: My name can not easily be pronounced by anyone with
> English as a first language
>
> Ford Maverick: It's a Nissan... really it is
>
> Toyota Hilux (with big FOX racing sticker): I've never ridden a
motorbike
> before but I think it would be fun
>
> Toyota Prado: The women at child care laugh at my poor attempt at a
land
> cruiser
>
> VT-VX Clubsport: I just wanted one... like 50,000 other people did
>
> HSV Senator: I'm not a very good pimp (see Statesman)
>
> Falcon XR6 Turbo: I'm a VL turbo driver with too much cash
>
> Commodore S: $8000 for spoilers is worth it, I swear
>
> Astra Convertible: I'm an over paid sales woman with a wanky title
like
> "Account Manager"
>
> Toyota Lowlux: Totally defeats the purpose of a Ute but my mates think
I'm
> fully sick
>
> Ford AU Falcon: Built Ford Rough
>
> BMW X5: My car will never ever see dirt
>
> BMW 3 Series: It's got BMW badges... and its more common than
Melbourne
> police eating souvlaki
>
> Audi TT: It's almost a Porsche...
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