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  • The check is in the mail....

    Classic lie :devil win OK, here's the game (I did this in chat once and was rolling.....when chat was still free on MSN :cry: ) Just post a lie, any lie. It can be a classic like the above, something you heard/saw/read that was untrue, something you said once yourself.....anything, as long as it's false. For instance:
    "I did NOT have sex with that woman..."
    "The moon is made of green cheese"
    "You won't feel a thing..."

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    My dog ate my homework

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      "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you..."

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      • #4
        I'm only here to help you

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          What!? This cannot be! I am invincible!!*

          *Right before a villain dies.

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          • #6
            "Macs rule"

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            • #7
              "Trust Me"

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                "I swear honey, those panties are my sister's"

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                  God, you people post fast.

                  "Don't worry, being shot doesn't hurt. It'll be so fast you won't even feel it."

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                  • #10
                    "Oh yes, it gets 24 MPG city, 34 MPG highway miles"

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                    • #11
                      "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

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                      • #12
                        I already gave you the money

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                        • #13
                          "I did not have sexual relations with that garbage can."

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                            "It was only driven once a week to church by a little old lady from Pasadena..."

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                            • #15
                              ".....and those benchmark scores are all on air cooling..."

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