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  • mitten = cold dick = what's wrong with your crotch = jesus christ not the dildo again = maybe i should be a lesbian = so, your doing that hand puppet thang again = most definintely no Sex tonight



    micro-wave (michael wave)
    Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you recall.

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    • Micro wave :wave: = exploding rabbits = exploding pigeons = baking soda = cakes = whipped cream = boobs = licking = foreplay = SEX


      IRAQ : peace:

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      • Iraq= saddams dead= the dothead could be gone=no more sex for him :)~~


        trophies

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        • Trophie=Trophy for sex marathon=SEX

          Cheese!!

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          • Cheese= cottage cheese= infection= gross stuff that looks like cottage cheese= no sex at all!!

            (that was harsh)


            Cob webs

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            • cob webs = worse than STD's = too ancient for Sex of any kind at all



              prosthetic
              Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you recall.

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              • prostetic = look it up in a dictionary = DIC...tionary=Dick=sexual organ used for SEX

                ta ta

                tarantula

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                • didn't need a dictionary and it IS prosthetic........

                  tarnatula = spider = black widow = dead mate after sex



                  chainsaw
                  Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you recall.

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                  • Chainsaw = running out of petrol= just like a typical male, no staying power = not enough sex


                    oil

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                    • oil = well lubed = multiple hours of friction free sex


                      elevator
                      Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you recall.

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                      • elevator = stuck with a hot girl in it = sparks fly = sex in elevator


                        crown (of a king )
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                        yabaa dabaa doo...
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                        • crown is also sometimes your called a forehead = all men have a fore.......... when there on the golf course to get so they don't kill anyone or hit any sheep = sheep are fluffy = so are bunnies = a bunnies ultimate friend is a shotgun = riding shotgun is when you sit in the passenger seat of a car = if you sit in the passenger seat of colin mcrea world rally champion you defenatly poo your self = doing that in public will be very embarrising = so to is getting caught having SEX in public ;)

                          ta ta

                          marmite

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                          • marmite = spreadable = like a women's legs = looky what we have here = edible = oral sex


                            licorice

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                            • licorice = candy = looky here even more edibles = more oral sex


                              washing machine
                              Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you recall.

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                              • :D Washing machine=woman sitting on top of it=good vibrations=woman gets randy=sex for male/female lover

                                toast

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