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  • *That was quiet an entrance Steve(MrScruff), cause for a minute there I thought I was in the wrong thread* LMOA

    Rage Against The Machine = angry = frustration = needing to get some satisfaction = partner = loooooooooooong foreplay = sexual gratification


    short

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    • Why thankyou - i could just simply say:

      short=someones *****=sexual organ=sex

      but that would be boring - how about

      short is in the name shortbread which isn't infact bread with stunted growth but is in fact a tasty biscuit, like sex of which the pleasure is greatly increased with foreplay so to the pleasure of a biscuit can be increased by dipping it in tea, Mr T is a member of the A-Team, and as ive been told many times before theres no I in team, however i was quick to point out that theres a e and a m......which makes me, me or ME is a sleeping disorder (i think), and to help you sleep you need to get tired so doctors recommend having frequent and hot............

      camomile tea, sh*t im back on tea again, erm......back once AGAIN with the renagade master was a fatboy slim re-mix of the wild child original, to have wild children you probably need to give birth in the jungle, and to give birth you need to be pregnant - unless you were on a heavey session of guiness the night before and lads ......... thats not a baby.......

      so to cut a long story short: to have babys you need to have SEX!! wooopiee

      next is TweakTown

      ta ta

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      • *well, I'm not into writing looooooooong stories, so here's a short one for ya.* :D

        Tweaktown = Tweak Cafe = suggestive pictures = wild imagination = getting excited = getting yourself aroused = hand sex

        malfunction

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        • malfunction= can't function=fuction as in party=party means booze=sex!

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          • well done. But you seem to have forgotten the next word........plz?

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            • ermmm....crap nasting knorr micro noodles :laugh:

              ta ta

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              • crap nasting knorr micro noodles = working up an appetite = hard @ it = sex


                raging river

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                • Raging river=river of love (where the hell did i get that from)=corny song title (most likely)=good song title=blood sugar SEX magik

                  and the next word please carol

                  .....constanant please carol

                  G

                  .....and a vowel.....

                  O

                  and a constantant....

                  M

                  ......and another vowel please carol.....

                  E

                  .....and last of all another constantant

                  Z

                  ...okay get ready for another edition of countdown ......go.....

                  ta ta

                  p.s the word is GOMEZ ;)

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                  • Gomez=A guy's last name I use to know= Very nice body he had= Many of many times I just wanted to jump that nice body= till one day.... we started dating= the first time= at the beach= on the life gard stand= under the moon light= GOOOOD SEX!!



                    Bootie lisious:


                    (thinks for the wonderful memories) hehehe

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                    • bottie lisious = backside = frontside = around the world sex



                      hot tub
                      Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you recall.

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                      • hot tub = large tub = enter with a partner = nice foreplay = good sex


                        ice pads :mad:
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                        • ice pads = kind like ice cubes = up and down = extended sex = hours before ya smoke that cigarette = all night sex


                          Whip cream and cherries
                          Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you recall.

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                          • hot=sex that was soooo easy.......

                            or maybe hot tub=tub of butter=butter made out of milk=milk=cows=animals=ferrets=trouser legs=jeans=buttons and zips=undo buttons and zips=trouser fall down= pants fall down= all clother fall off=SEX (as long as theres someone there willing to have sex with you or else you will look like a right nob!)

                            ta ta

                            oh erm......Oxford Scholar

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                            • oopss please for give me i read the wrong page and replied to the wrong message erm whipped cream = on boobs= SEX


                              oxford scholar

                              ta ta

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                              • oxford scholar = all brains and no d*ck = very little pleasure = undesirable sex


                                mittens

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