what type of bird???? a T-bird?????
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Originally posted by BirdkillerIf it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
If it works, tear it apart and find out why!
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.
I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
Why are men so smart when they are having sex?..... cause they are plugged into a woman.
I can relate to every one of those :laugh:
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EVIAN spelled backwards describes the people who drink it!
"A consultant is someone who's called in when someone has painted themselves into a corner. he's expected to levitate the client out of the corner" - george morrow
"90% of software gets written in 10% of the time. the next 9.5% takes 90% of the time. the last .5% never gets done nut the software is still sold" -george morrow
yes I like George Morrow he wrote a book in 1984 called "Quotation from Chairman Morrow", a great read IMO. Currently he's an Exec VP at AMgen.. He's one of the more colorful pioneers of the computer industry.
I love quoting the man in meetings and such.:sun:
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Originally posted by Andyif its wet, drink it
if its dry, smoke it
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