OK...Secret Mens' Business

[Mr. C]

LOL
Beware: I been in a crappy mood all day:laugh:

[Oldbugger]

Yeah, the wicked witch of Wanniassa left me a bit bruised and battered.....
Kay...not pickin on ya....just trying to come to grips with the unfathomable.....(and no-one has said that that's bad)...its just...I wish the rules wouldn't change just when I get the gist of things......

[The Wizard]

women, aarrrgghhhh can't live with em, can't slit their throats.

**Little known fact**
--Women are actually born with an instinctive ability for cardio-extraction and disintigration--
i.e. they know how to rip your heart out and destroy it.

[Wiggo's-sister]

TELL ME THIS!!!!!
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT US? :p

[The Wizard]

TELL ME THIS!!!!!
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT US? :p

1. make our own food
2. clean our own place (laundry etc)
3. masturbate more.

thats about it.

[Wiggo's-sister]

Wasn't that what women were put on this earth to do?
(in a man's mind I thought that was our/woman's job)

[The Wizard]

well, other than the whole not being able to reproduce without females thing, men would be able to get along without them. even tho (at least to me) there isn't much better in life than to go to sleep next to a woman who loves you and wake up to her in the morning. but that is companionship, which can't be replaced. but i could live without the *****ing, nagging, complaining, changing of rules, lockdown etc.

"women marry men expecting to change them,
while men marry women marry women expecting them to stay the same. niether happens."

i am quite bitter right now, women have been the thorn in my side lately. aarrgghhh.

[Wiggo's-sister]

I don't think there is any point in agrueing this point with you guys, as we have our thoughts of what you guys do to piss up off and you have yours, and in the end we never understand each other most times as our emotions and feelings differ so much from each others

[The Wizard]

I don't think there is any point in agrueing this point with you guys, as we have our thoughts of what you guys do to piss up off and you have yours, and in the end we never understand each other most times as our emotions and feelings differ so much from each others

dont get me wrong, there are guys out there that know nothing about how to treat a lady. but for those of us nice guys who finish LAST, this crap is getting old. :hammer:

[Wiggo's-sister]

It works vice-versa too you know :?:

[JealousMidget]

Nah, women are just evil.

[Wiggo's-sister]

In my opinion there's nothing wrong with being evil, and besides isnt that what you like most about us women :p

[JealousMidget]

Not exactly...:rolleyes:

[Oldbugger]

Evil NO

playful ... yes
sexy... definitely yes
understanding of the male ethic.... yes
sexy... yes
a mother when we need it ...yes
a lover (of the ***** variety or otherwise) when we want one....yes
did I mention sexy????
but most of all a friend. a confidante, someone we trust...YES
did I mention sexy????

anyway...now that we can't have that...what about....hmmmm (haven't worked that out yet.....and I doubt I will)

[Wiggo]

Mmmmm..........
Might be time for the bouncers about now me thinks. :D