For the Aus guys...How many things can kill you down under?

[FrodgE]

Don't forget slugs. I heard a story not that long ago where some guy ate a slug, as you do, and became really ill. Those things are dangerous !

Actually being the land of Oz, a sure killer is to spill a guys beer. He'll kill ya for sure !
:cry:

[Andy]

Actually being the land of Oz, a sure killer is to spill a guys beer. He'll kill ya for sure !
:cry:

wouldn't want to spill wiggo's beer ;)

[Albinus]

Probably snakes are the worst offenders....... everyone thinks the Indian Cobra is the most venomous - it's number 7 - the top six all live in AUS :eek:

And Slamo - what snakes do you have down there - you obviously don't have Taipans, you definately don't want to use a shovel against them!!! You run!!! VERY QUICKLY!!! #2 most venomous snake in the world is not to be messed around with!!!

[FrodgE]

I almost stepped on a tiger snake once. Not a good idea, I backed away rather quickly !

Never did find that tennis ball....

[Kay]

Your all forgetting the women, we are the most deadly ;)

[Synthetic]

never a truer word was spoke...:D
and i also agree with FrodgE....u spill a guys beer...(especially Wiggos)..u'd better run...fast!!!!:laugh:

[Wiggo's-sister]

ok, well where I live out in the bush, outback way outback, we have alot of Red Belly Black snakes and Brown snakes.

A little story to be told;
A few years back I came inside after getting the washing off the line, went up to the bedroom to put it away, :eek: and there is was sliding across my feet, **** did I jump, a bloody Brownie was inside. Called W.I.R.E.S to come and get the darn thing out of my bedroom and they couldn't find it, after about 2 hours of searching this guy says to me, he was going as it must have gotten back outside again. Me says to this guy "LIKE HELL YA GOING NO WHERE TILL YA FIND IT BUDDY", so after another hour of looking the darn thing had slithered into the cavity in the doorway between the bedroom and the bathroom.

*wipes the sweat from my brow after he finds it*
So he bags it up and takes it away to release it somewhere else for some other unsuspecting poor buggar to come across

If I had my way I would have sliced the buggar in two with a shovel

[Bern]

LLama's are larger than frogs.......

[Morgan_Lander]

I'm glad for the Monty Python fans.

[Kay]

The crickets and ****ies are real mean buggars too :eek:

[Wiggo's-sister]

Those darn Mozzies are the killers

[Kay]

We forgot the flies..............big as cart horses :eek:

[Onyx]

But none of these potential killers scare us dinky-di Aussies. Take a look at our Steve Irwin aka The Croc Hunter. :thumb: Top bloke.

[Kay]

Yes we are a tough lot lol, but the dinkum di Aussie males are the protectors of us weak :rolleyes: gentle women

[Wiggo's-sister]

Speak for ya self girl, who needs males when we have things like shot guns, baseball bats, hockey sticks, and hands

Yeah, the Croc Hunter is pretty cool, met him once when we went holidaying to QLD, down to earth kinda guy